Packing and Pondering

Things we will miss about Orlando:

• Our families
• Our friends
• Alligators

Things we will not miss about Orlando:

• Heat
• Humidity
• Traffic
• Urban sprawl
• Jeb Bush
• Drawing caricatures
• Living with our parents
• The lack of culture
• Theme parks
• Children who bite and scratch
• Stupid people (tourists)
• Rude people (tourists)
• Bad drivers (tourists)

Things for which Houston is known:

• Heat
• Humidity
• Traffic
• Urban sprawl
• George Bush
• Speaking with a drawl
• Rice University!
  

The winner: Houston!